Titular Troubles (I’m running out of them)

I also ate a fourth sandwich. But it is hidden and will remain a secret. I am the mighty MYSTERIO! Marvel at my skills of deception.

Blag Blaggity Blag Blag

 
I count 5 slices of cheese. All hail Cheesus Crust, our Savior and Topping.

Toasts

Cheese on toast with orange marmalade, and I wash it down with some Earl Grey with a few drops of milk in it. Muhahaha!

Meh.

Tea and toast.

Lateness

Long after it would have been appropriate to have lunch I had crappy rhubarb and cream flavoured tea and some toast with orange marmalade.